WHEN I MET ''THE VIRAT KOHLI ''

 

Hello Friends welcome to my youtube channel which will be launched on 30th feb 2025 ohkay bye khatam tata bye bye ....  ohkay ohkay no cheating lets start ..... 

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     you guys have seen that performance of virat kohli against GT ... Those 74 runs from virat’s bat .. yeah yeah wahi wahi bilkul wahi ..that come back inning yaar.. i was not flabbergasted like others . Afterall this all happend because of my magic . well well well i am not a magician like Pc sorkar, suhani shah, karan singh .. i mean to say that i blessed him, my love gave him some glucose booster, covid booster so he made some runs . you guys are unaware of our amsterdam trip na obviously unaware hona banta bhi hai because you guys are not following me on instagram naa . shocking ahaaan but why ?? posted stories on instagram go and check ..we went to amsterdam this month .. arey arey i mean me and virat ..

    You know what ? virat was disturbed very disturbed and upset by his performance in the ipl 2022 and he was worrying for his 973 runs record in single season . he was making zero, double zero, diamond zero ufff,anda double anda and he is vegan so kya karta wo itne Eggs ka so he called me and said baby are you free? i said yes for you i am everytime free except the time when i will be in washroom,thats the time only for me , otherwise my time is yours.. he said too much vehlii kudi and i said urfi javed se kam . jaise hi i said this immediate he unfollowed me from instagram and said “ Jhaplii you are following urfi javed ? ” i said gandu chup ho jaa anushka ko follow karti hun wo viral bhayani ko follow karti hai aur wo urfi javed ko ... chronology samjh rahe ho aap samjh rahe ho aap {harsh beniwal meme chepping here }.

Passport Photo

   Ham dono ab aasamaan me ude .. haan wo baat alag hai do chaar aur log baithe they hamare saath..they were some of my fans yaar warna Virat ke fans to Instagram and twitter par they ladai kar rahe .. india se Amsterdam bahut door hai.. tum log tab hi aana jab tumhari aukaat ho aane ki ..arey arey offend nahi hona aukaat means jab tum logo ke paas time ho paisa ho ..mere pass to andha paisa hai kyunki mai mother india jo hoon aur congress supporter bhi , toh jo saara congress ke time par scam hue unki mastermind bhi mai hi hoon so bahut saara paisa maine apne universal bank me jama kiya hua tha .world bank to gareebo ka hota hai i have universe bank .and time bhi bhut hai mere pass.. itna time hai ki mujhe mukesh ambani par taras aata hai .. bahut dafa sochti bhi hoon ki kahan mai itni free aur wo mukesh sala abhi private plane me bhi excel bana raha hoga .. paandu .. huh mukesh ..

btw It took 9 hours and 6357 km to reach amsterdam from new delhi.. virat were in mumbai but i throw a rope in mumbai from mumbai sky and he hold my rope and came along with me .. fyi i came mumbai alone from dehradun from different different cities sky. he hold my hand and music starts mere haath me tera haath hai saari janntein tere pass ho ...

author shri shri shri talking about Amsterdam journey.... 

as we reached there , first of all virat put his phone on flight mode .i asked we are in Amsterdam so why putting phone on Flight mode ?? he said Anushka will call so i have to do this for us i was like okey okey .. then he asked me my name .. yes obviously we were meeting first time naa .then we checked in the bulldog hotel.. property of that hotel were good .

Aisi photo pariwar ke  saath nahi dekhni chahiye lol 

this photo is taken by dabbo ratnani .. location is sloterplas... why shocking yaar go and google this location as i did . after clicking some good pictures we went to Hiding in plane sight  bar .. wine were too expensive there , alcohol prices were touching sky, liver,kidney heart but i am cleaver like that thirsty crow whose stories we read when we were kid .. so when i was coming from dehradun i had taken madeera wine with me and two bottle of taadi .. everyone were high there  after drinking two drops of taadi ..thats y alwasy believe on your deshi product.. swadeshi apnaooo...  

Deshi taadi peene ke baad sab full bhnd

oh i forget to mention something here .. when we were coming for bar, which name i forget after copy pasting from google . we were caught by some media and fans .. no they were not virat's  fans they were mine fans yar .. 

Fila top designed by Sapna tailors from nalasupara 

 

yaar you guys can see upsetness on my face yaar, literally a couple came from india just to spend some  quality times and  these chomu fans there too. i was upset so virat said nothing to me .. he said kaisse gawaar fans hain tumhare .. i cried after receiving befitting reply  from virat.. then he realised he did something wrong  so he said babe sorry .. i said ohkay,,we kissed and move on . 

ohkay after spending too much quality time we came back to india.. we booked private jet in 35000 tickets .. paisa bahut hai hamare pas .. virat said baby one selfie so i pout and clicked kichik kichik selfie ...

AAj to RCB BHI JEET GAYI ..THANKYOU MI .. WO PEECHE ROHIT SHARMA KO HAMNE BAHUT SAMJHAYA THA PALNE ME KI TERKO APNE LIYE JEETNA HOGAA KHI KHI KHI ... 

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Note - This one is for Nepal audience ... Team is sorry for grammatical mistakes ..Big team of two people managing this blogging site ..we are from Uganda so hamko english nahi aati.. lolwa....  

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